Torrington
Torrington is the asshole of Litchfield County. It totally fucking blows. It’s harboring the second highest number of mentally retarded citizens in CT and is the new found home of Waterbury’s rejects. And if you’re in need of a heroin fix or whatever’s on the menu, then the South End is for you. Cumby’s is right on the corner for when you get the munchies, as well as Dunkin’ Donuts and the Crack House (Coffee House). You can just walk your suspended licensed (DUI) ass across the fucking street. Just over half of Torrington High’s crack head population ever graduate. They drop out due to either drugs, pregnancy, or they’re just straight up fucking stupid. And OWTS isn’t much of an improvement. The students carry a self righteous, pompous attitude and think they’re the shit. Just because you’re an A+ (A= Ass Kisser) student doesn’t mean you’re any better than the rest of them. Those folks who do earn an honest living and own homes in the nicer neighborhoods wake up on the wrong side of the bed every morning because they don’t make quite enough to live in Litchfield. It burns their asses having to walk out their door only to face everything described above. There’s no nightlife, no good restaurants, no good shopping, and no scenic views. There’s literally no reason to come here because there’s absolutely jack shit to do.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
Great gift!
Really fast and looks great! Took a chance on Christmas gift and it was a success!
Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!
Nice mug, great feel‼️
Perfect!
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