Tool Commandments
The beliefs of Toolism. I- Females are the master sex. II- Blind-loyalty to all females. III- Offerings must be made to females lately. IV- Study guides WILL be given during all tests or quizzes to females. V- iPhone will given to females at least 3 hours daily. VI- All who disagree will be called ridiculous/immature and be punished. VII- All who rebel will be expelled from the Tool Shed. VIII- nonbelievers must be converted and a female friend will be rewarded for one hour minimum. IX- You shall not cover your neighbor's tool. X- You shall not use the name of the lord your owner in vain. All people who follow these commandments will be awarded the golden screwdriver of the year award.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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