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>Tends to "one up" another by regurtitating the same story you told but extends the content. >Claims on many cliques, ie "I am a hardcore grunge hippie". >Never contradicts what you say. Instead they constantly turn your argument into a personal story in order to please you. >Perfers quanity over quality. >Usefull not by there abilities, but by there benifits. >Kills inside jokes, by quoting and/or referencing them terribly. >Is a compulsive liar. >When dating someone they embrace the fact to an annoying extent. >Claims they lost there virginity an a young age to an older person. >Has a collection of enemies >Number one goal is to be noticed by as many people as possible >Thinks Dane Cook is a funny comedian. >Stupid hair cuts are usually a part of this >Have some kind of weird ass physical abnormality (IE fucked up teeth, giant arms, etc) >Have an annoying catch phrase >Suck at telling jokes >Think that, even if they are one in like 6 billion, they are the only one to have achieved certain trivial things >There goal in life is to please as many people as possible >Rejects of socialites. >Think being a "Depressed bipolar drug addict" is cool >Mosh at shows ( nothing is more fun than commiting self injury to a band called "As I lay dying" as well hitting the peacefull people who want to enjoy the music) >The greatest movies, jokes, music and ideas have been killed by them. >You cant build a house without tools.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Looks great and quick delivery
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
I gave it to her today. And she loved it said it was her to the T
The Printing wasn't very sharp, but it's good enough.

It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
This was sent as a gift to my grandson, who lives in another state, so I never saw it. However I asked him as follows: "Just checking ... their request for a review shows an aquamarine mug ... it was supposed to be purple (eggplant, they called it). Was it purple?" Then he said: "It was purple! And thank you I love it haha Sent from my iPhone"
Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.
Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙

It DIDNT break :D
so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.
This is made by my friend i love it
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
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