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>Tends to "one up" another by regurtitating the same story you told but extends the content. >Claims on many cliques, ie "I am a hardcore grunge hippie". >Never contradicts what you say. Instead they constantly turn your argument into a personal story in order to please you. >Perfers quanity over quality. >Usefull not by there abilities, but by there benifits. >Kills inside jokes, by quoting and/or referencing them terribly. >Is a compulsive liar. >When dating someone they embrace the fact to an annoying extent. >Claims they lost there virginity an a young age to an older person. >Has a collection of enemies >Number one goal is to be noticed by as many people as possible >Thinks Dane Cook is a funny comedian. >Stupid hair cuts are usually a part of this >Have some kind of weird ass physical abnormality (IE fucked up teeth, giant arms, etc) >Have an annoying catch phrase >Suck at telling jokes >Think that, even if they are one in like 6 billion, they are the only one to have achieved certain trivial things >There goal in life is to please as many people as possible >Rejects of socialites. >Think being a "Depressed bipolar drug addict" is cool >Mosh at shows ( nothing is more fun than commiting self injury to a band called "As I lay dying" as well hitting the peacefull people who want to enjoy the music) >The greatest movies, jokes, music and ideas have been killed by them. >You cant build a house without tools.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣

This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy
Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect
I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..
*To those looking to purchase, others may criticize your sense of humor.* I love the thug shaker mug! It stands out as a quality desk ornament that all of my co workers are envious of. However, the other world leaders seem to find the thug shaker unfunny and immature for the work place. My wife says she will leave me if she sees it out one more time. I think I may have to give up the thug shaker persona once and for all. Stay strong thugs.
fuck you and your mugs give me a shirt or ill shit on you
Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.

Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
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