Toogh guy
A Gen X/middle aged man of blue collar background who spends his afternoons at sports bars drinking, watching sports, and trying to act like a tough guy to everyone around him. Usually gets into altercations at the bar over said sports game. What makes the toogh guy interesting and an oxymoron is that despite acting like a jerk to other guys at the bar or in public is that he will often be seen appeasing and groveling to women in his life. Toogh guys will often be divorced and forced to pay alimony to their ex-wives and often times they will happily do it and make all form of excuses and mental gymnastics to justify it not being so bad. The favorite phrase of the toogh guy is “it is what it is” when describing the pathetic state of his marriage and/or life to someone in a attempt to cope with his pitiful existence. The toogh guy is often seen hitting on and simping for the younger female bartenders and often times is deluded in thinking he has a chance with them or that they like them. Some toogh guys even get jealous of other men at the bar getting overly sweet with their favorite bartender and will try and act tough with or cock block said guy. Toogh guys love talking about how chivalrous they are to women or lying about having better jobs titles than they actually have (like being a federal agent or retired fire fighter) and constantly express how women should be protected at all costs, often times in front of women so they can appease them or try to impress them.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The mug arrived as shown and expected. But, it is an average mug and the cost is quite high. It's funny and good as a one time gift. If we needed several, the cost would be prohibited. Again, funny product and as expected.
Love it. I can't wait to give it as a gift yo
This is lafayetti yummi yum yum Oui oui mon ami je m'appelle lafayette The lancelot of the revolutionary set I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir" Tell the king "Casse toi" Who's the best C'est moi
Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.
IT WAS MUG! CAME QUICK & SAID THING. HAVE NOT TASTED YET. NOT SMELL BAD, BUT DISHWASHER NONETHE LESS....
Henceforth, I am unable to leave a negative review for this amazing cup.
Good quality, just as pictured. Very pleased with it!
Having my first cup of coffee in the new cup. Good idea to add new terms through individual contributions.
10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
This is for my granddaughter whom I used to call cutie patootie until she found out another meaning for patootie. Then she didn’t like the name so much! This will be a perfect gift for her! She is 16.
Love the cups :) It reminds us of our sweet momma. I thought everyone knew the word "mommicked" but evidently it is an Eastern North Carolina thing...My sisters and I all married Northerner/ Yankees and they had never heard of the word. Thank you for a tender memory.
Cup came in one piece and looks as nice as it does in the picture! Only note is just be mindful of any typos in the description of the definition, they will show up on the cup too! Other than that, no complaints!
This reminds me of the amazing teams i worked in!
great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!
my grandma loved it!
My grandma is HOOKED
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This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!
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