Tom
10/10, looks & personality. A Tom won’t just be your best friend, he’ll also be your father in law after he takes your mother. Once you have Tom in your life you’d be stupid to let him go, they are loyal and loving. Normally really good fighters so if you need backing, call Tom. They tend to drive the best cars. Get all the girls but push them aside for their soulmate. If you are lucky enough to have a Tom in your life, keep them, because they’ll be rich one day and treat everyone around them. They also have a 6-12” penis.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!
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