Toilet Paper
A material most often used to wipe one's anus clean of fecal matter, generally after one uses a restroom. Can be used for other purposes as well, almost all of which involve a liquid mess that needs to be removed through absorption. A common misconception is that toilet paper is sold on cardboard rolls. The material most people are thinking of in this case is in fact just smaller paper towels. Despite having identical functions to toilet paper, there is a clear distinction: Small paper towels are sold on rolls, toilet paper is sold in four volumes, each with the appearance of a regular book. And on each page of toilet paper can be found many words that were written by Stephanie Meyer. The words are ignored by most and toilet paper is used for its intended purpose. Some have attempted to read them, though doing so is strongly advised against; no contributions to literature in any form are present. A group of the people who have read the words have developed an obsession with not only reading toilet paper, but with it's empty shells which they believe are characters. They can be witnessed arguing over which of these would make a more desirable boyfriend in real life, and for the other empty shells featured in toilet paper. The people who do this are best dealt with through tolerance. They probably won't go away for a while. Just keep using it to wipe your ass, because it's much better for that than for reading.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙
It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
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It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
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I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
Love the fact that Urban dictionary came up with such an accurate and quick meaning for Binger! Mug was a little pricy but God is my morning coffee so much better in this mug!!
Great mug, she loved it
I purchased the eggplant color cup for my friend, purple is her favorite color and she loves her special cup, she cooks a lot, so I had Itis with Iris put on one side of the cup and the meaning on the other side because when she cooks that how everyone feels afterwards!! Thanks UD Diana K.
i like mug that say words
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