Timothy Smith
A bit of a weirdo at times, but is a great kisser. You can never stay mad at him for long, and if do, then he will make all attempts to regain you as a friend. You normally have about 3 tries for him to be your friend. And if he can't succeed, then you become his enemy. And he will make you regret you ever turned him down. He normally plays cycological warfare, and rarely uses physical weapons, but does normall have a weapon that no one wants to mess with. Usually teeth, or punches. Hates being ignored and will do a lot to gain friendship. Will always be a bit crazy, sometimes being a bit unreasonable, but no matter what anyone else thinks, he will carry on. He is determined and never lies, will never give up and is cute also. If your lucky enough to get a Timothy Smith in your life, keep him. Hold him tight because if you like him, chances are he likes you back. Bit of a player also, but is loyal to his friends. May also sometimes be contravertial, in being completely out of touch with society, and will need a lot of sexual terms explaining to him. Consider that it may also be a front. Will love almost anyone, but a bit shy also. He will never ask out a girl, but chances are, he is waiting for her to ask him. May also flirt to speed up prosess, but very subtelly. Very clever, very handsome, very cute and very weird as noone but himself understands him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged

me and the boys when i get vodka mug
I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.

I love it! Thanks! So
Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!
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