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Thot idolising mediocre dick. In a scientifically-accurate two-gender system, a timd is the female equivalent of a simp. The road to timd usually begins with an innocent young girl. The transition from innocence to thot occurs as a result of years of sustained brainwashing by intersectional feminists and looking up to cancerous skanks like Lady Gaga and Cardi B. Although stifled intellectual growth and a gross sense of entitlement are common signs of a thot, you can most easily identify a thot by her complete lack of self awareness or self respect. While many thots are doomed to a life of man-hating lesbian debauchery, some experience a re-activation of the brain which enables them to escape the echo chamber of feminazi screeching. Their ordeal isn't yet over though. Having wasted their best years 'living my best life' in fear of the 'patriachy' and believing that all men are toxic garbage, they are largely incapable of assessing men as human beings of genuinely equal worth. Thus, when a man appears showing even the most modest of amicable traits (e.g. does not give his mother a black eye for putting the toilet paper around the wrong way in her own house) he is objectified and becomes the subject of an unwarranted level of admiration. This transition to timd is often further accelerated when the thot is exposed to any kind of flattery, regardless of whether real or imagined.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

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