Tim Mug
a funny kid that will always make you smile. listens to all of your annoying life stories and can keep all of your secrets… sometimes! tall with dark hair, tim acquires the attraction of many other girls without trying. if a fried to him, it is easy to begin to like him for more. you may not think so but being friends with a tim is the best decision you will ever make. time make amazing lovers and will change you forever. he cares so deeply even though he may not show it all the time. never hesitate to tell tim anything, he will try so hard to make things work. tim is such an admirable person, he only deserves the best of everything; friends, lovers, events, gifts, parties. your love for a tim is everlasting but sometimes it isn't meant to be in a romantic way, or maybe it is! if its supposed to be it'll work out in the end but breaks are need for a tim and their lover. tim may show mixed feelings to you by showing interest in others you may like but also may be very close to. sometimes they don't realize so give tim a break. he tries hard to please others. tim is a very se;f conscious person but rarely shows it. he is tough on the outside but flaky on inside. tim deserves the world and noting less
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
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