Tim
Tim is a very kind and chill guy. He is always making jokes, but if he needs to he can be serious. Tim is always blonde with irresistible blue eyes. He’s sometimes doing some shit but he does not mean it like that. He has one special friend who he can’t live without him. Mostly it’s a Jason. Tim gets sooner or later everything he wants. Tim is that kind of person, either you love him or you hate him. He’s a real kind of businessman. Sometimes his taste is kind a awkward, for example he likes smoking cigars or drinking a whiskey. That doesn’t mean he’s old fashioned, quite the reverse! He is a really sneaker head. Tim doesn’t like relationships, he’s the kind a guy to love, but he isn’t into relationships. There’s one thing you should never do to a Tim, and that is lying to him. If you’re a friend of Tim, and you get in trouble with somebody he’ll do everything to protect you even if he knows he has no chance. That’s also why you should start trouble with a guy like Tim or his friends. Usually he has a gun with him and is willing to use it. Tim is a real Juul addict. But if you have Tim as a lover, you’ll never get something even as good as him ever again. The best thing you could do is to be friends with Tim, he’s the most loyal friend you’ve ever had even if it sometimes doesn’t seem like that.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
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