Tim
Tim is a very kind and chill guy. He is always making jokes, but if he needs to he can be serious. Tim is always blonde with irresistible blue eyes. He’s sometimes doing some shit but he does not mean it like that. He has one special friend who he can’t live without him. Mostly it’s a Jason. Tim gets sooner or later everything he wants. Tim is that kind of person, either you love him or you hate him. He’s a real kind of businessman. Sometimes his taste is kind a awkward, for example he likes smoking cigars or drinking a whiskey. That doesn’t mean he’s old fashioned, quite the reverse! He is a really sneaker head. Tim doesn’t like relationships, he’s the kind a guy to love, but he isn’t into relationships. There’s one thing you should never do to a Tim, and that is lying to him. If you’re a friend of Tim, and you get in trouble with somebody he’ll do everything to protect you even if he knows he has no chance. That’s also why you should start trouble with a guy like Tim or his friends. Usually he has a gun with him and is willing to use it. Tim is a real Juul addict. But if you have Tim as a lover, you’ll never get something even as good as him ever again. The best thing you could do is to be friends with Tim, he’s the most loyal friend you’ve ever had even if it sometimes doesn’t seem like that.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
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