Thunder Rain

A baseball term invented to increase your chance of going yard by the thunder gods. The thunder gods contains the greatest baseball legends to ever play the game. This includes Babe Ruth, Jackie Robinson, Hank Aaron, Lou Gehrig, Mickey Mantle, and last but not least Derek Jeter. The thunder gods have very powerful powers when awoken by the team using them. Thunder rain is a term invented by the Alpine baseball team. This power is released when you hike with your bats and arrange them in a perfect pyramid with 5 bats and 6 candles. Set them up with a candle between each bat and one in the middle. After set up you will begin the ceremony and begin yelling tribal calls calling the gods to be on your side. When finished with ceremony grab your bat and speak privately with it until you and it are comfortable together. This alone time will help you in the future when you have to trust it. When done your thunder rain ceremony is over and you can just go home and get ready to hit jacks at your next at bat or whenever the gods are on your side. Dont be scared if they dont show up till late in the game they can do whatever they want whenever they want. The end #thunderrain #srszn #fsu