Thumb Runner
"Thumb Runner??" we hear u ask, this is a new word invented to describe all of u out there that are opposed to the tragic thing that comes hand in hand with relationships................ A THUMB on the HEAD. Some of us have had that thumb, some have been the thumb, and the rest... You legends have run away from it as yet. Also known as THIRSTY THUMB RUMMERS... These sexy mother fuckers are scared at the sight of a thumb on their forehead and run as fast as their god damn feet can carry them to Singleville to partake in lots of rum drinking sessions with their friends. * YOU DONT WANNA BE A THUMB RUNNER, THE RULES ARE: * 1. YOU MUST NOT BE UNDER THE THUMB. NATURALLY. 2. YOU MUST NOT BE A "THUMBER." IF YOUR OTHER HALF WANTS TO GO OUT ON A RUM (OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF ALCOHOL IN GENERAL) DRINKING SESSION WITH THEIR PALS THEY BLOODY WELL CAN. ITS THEIR RIGHT AS A HUMAN BEING. 3. YOU MUST PUBLICISE THUMBS RUNNERS 4. PRETENDING YOU'RE "ILL" OR SUCH LIKE TO GET OUT OF A NIGHT OUT WITH YOUR PALS WHEN THE REAL REASON IS THAT YOUR OTHER HALF IS GIVING YOU GRIEF WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. WE KNOW THE PLAGUE DOESN'T HIT THAT OFTEN AROUND THESE PARTS. 5. WHILST OUT WITH YOUR PALS ON A SESH, YOU WILL NOT BE STRUCK DOWN BY SOME MYSTERY ILLNESS SUDDENLY HALF WAY THRU THE NIGHT, WE KNOW U GOT A TEXT FROM YOUR OTHER HALF TELLING YOU TO GET YR ARSE HOME. IF THIS OCCURS, YOU ARE FROWNED UPON. 6. ALSO WHILST OUT WITH YOUR PALS A TEXT OR 2 MAY BE TOLERATED, HAVING YOUR PHONE GLUED TO YOUR EAR/HAND ALL NIGHT WILL NOT. 7. IF YOUR OTHER HALF TELLS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, AS A THUMB RUNNER YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO DO THE OPPOSITE...YOU WILL NOT BE A THUMB...BUT NOR WILL YOU LET THEM BE ONE. 8. "THE FACEBOOK RULE" GUYS, FACEBOOK IS A VERY PUBLIC PLACE, AS I'M SURE U ALL KNOW. SO WHY DO WE NEED TO CHANGE OUR STATUSES TO INFORM THE WORLD AND HIS COUSIN HOW IN "WUV" YOU ARE, OR THAT U CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR BABY BOO BOO. AND GUYS, IF YOU WANNA TELL YOUR "SNUGGLE BUM" THIS, DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND SEND IT IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. 9. LAST RULE ???......LAUGHING ABOUT THE THUMB BEING ON YOUR HEAD DOES NOT INCLUDE YOU IN THE JOKE....THE JOKE 'IS ON YOU' !! GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT THUMB AND START RUNNING
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briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
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