Thomas
Thomas is an introvert and a gentleman who is really nice, sweet, kind, caring, loving, excellent listener, funny, loyal, mature, a man of god, a man in christ, hardcore gamer, likes sports, likes food, respectful and speaks his mind once you get to know him. you should always treat a Thomas right and he will love you and he will treat you right he's an amazing guy and you should always treat him with respect, loyalty and treat him like he's your world because he will treat like your his world . he's a manly man who comfortable in his own skin. If you get a chance to date a Thomas you should he will be the greatest boyfriend you've ever had. Once you have him, you won't ever want to let him go, you'll want to be in his arms forever and if you do, don't let him go, it would be the worst mistake you would ever make. He is everything most girls would ever want. you will just fall head over heels for him. he is a good guy and will remain a good guy. he is willing to do whatever it takes to make you happy. If you ever date a Thomas you will be lucky because he is one in a million! He really knows how to make a girl smile no matter the situation. He is handsome even tho he will never brag about it. He has a personality that would impress any lady even tho he is an introvert. He the sweetest man a girl could meet. one day the right lady come along and she will be the one he decides to open up to. He will treat you with respect and honor.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
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