thiess
A male given Norman name that was used for a fiesty or hot-tempered person. Thiess is hard to put in words. Thiess has a personality like no one else. First of all, Thiess cannot be anything else than a libra, he’s got to be a libra. Otherwise how could you explain how indecisive he can be ? Thiess struggles with himself, there is a lot of unpacking to do. Thiess is a tall white boy with blond curly hair, with a prebubal beard that makes him look like he doesn’t care much about his appearance. He’s got dark brown eyes but no one can really see them because of the hair. He also has a mischievous smile. Also, Thiess stinks. Like a lot. That comes from the fact that he sweats a lot, because he gets anxious a lot. Anyways, that doesn’t excuse the fact that he smells bad. Thiess likes to pretend he is a mysterious bad boy, when in reality he is truly the short overweight insecure boy from middle school that wants to change his image in society (but mostly for himself). Do not be scared of Thiess, even if he kinda seems desperate. Thiess is nice, he wants to do good, but he cannot help it but hurt people along the way (that’s the libra part.. or was it the weed ?). This guy is a great all around person. He's funny, smart, and very interested in arts in general. He can be kind, unless you piss him off (he gets pissed off so easily though) then he'll go off ignoring you or dismissing you. Other than that he is pretty chill. Even if he will forget everything you tell him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
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