THE WILL
These are a few effects of a car crash.. - May start feeling the urge to grow bricks on your windowsill. - The population of Peru is on a decline because of a contract not been signed by the right hand and a algarve debt collector. - Having this illness will cause you to rip up your carpets and bang them in a washer on a boil wash twice. - Will course you to use your own bedding as a natural additive to make the substance known as cheese. - Can course your arsehole to emit a signal that mynute that ET might actually fuck off home the little prick. - May course you to wake up in a morning deciding to dress as a Mongolian sand attack beast with the TV show friends on repeat. - Will make you frequently shove multiple packs of digestive biscuits up your arse at such a speed that the suns light will dim. - Will cause you to never turn a light on again because of the thought of seeing plank off Ed,eddy and Eddie doing the wall of death holding your gran at gun point shouting ye nananananana rip start mother fucker. - You will constantly post your own shit to you friends and family. In these brief moments of symptoms may appear in your life may happen.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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