The Trevino
The Trevino is the sales world’s equivalent of a hat trick—except instead of skating on ice, you’re sliding into homes, slaying objections, and sealing deals like a caffeinated gladiator. Named after the foundation repair legend, Joshua Trevino, this Herculean feat requires waking up so charged with coffee and commitment that your blood type temporarily changes to "espresso positive." To achieve The Trevino, a salesperson must channel untouchable professionalism and primal hunger, conquering three consecutive sales appointments back-to-back-to-back like a stone-cold closer with zero time for excuses, TikTok breaks, or mediocre vibes. Tackling The Trevino isn’t just about selling—it’s about bending the sales gods to your will, leaving behind a trail of signed contracts, and finishing the day with a mic drop so spicy, Walt Disney himself would clutch his pearls and mutter, “Goodness gracious.” Strive for The Trevino. Be The Trevino. But remember: Trevino-level excellence is earned, not given. So, set your alarm, chug that coffee, and prepare to leave your competition crying in their commission reports.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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