The Trevino
The Trevino is the sales world’s equivalent of a hat trick—except instead of skating on ice, you’re sliding into homes, slaying objections, and sealing deals like a caffeinated gladiator. Named after the foundation repair legend, Joshua Trevino, this Herculean feat requires waking up so charged with coffee and commitment that your blood type temporarily changes to "espresso positive." To achieve The Trevino, a salesperson must channel untouchable professionalism and primal hunger, conquering three consecutive sales appointments back-to-back-to-back like a stone-cold closer with zero time for excuses, TikTok breaks, or mediocre vibes. Tackling The Trevino isn’t just about selling—it’s about bending the sales gods to your will, leaving behind a trail of signed contracts, and finishing the day with a mic drop so spicy, Walt Disney himself would clutch his pearls and mutter, “Goodness gracious.” Strive for The Trevino. Be The Trevino. But remember: Trevino-level excellence is earned, not given. So, set your alarm, chug that coffee, and prepare to leave your competition crying in their commission reports.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
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