The Trevino
The Trevino is the sales world’s equivalent of a hat trick—except instead of skating on ice, you’re sliding into homes, slaying objections, and sealing deals like a caffeinated gladiator. Named after the foundation repair legend, Joshua Trevino, this Herculean feat requires waking up so charged with coffee and commitment that your blood type temporarily changes to "espresso positive." To achieve The Trevino, a salesperson must channel untouchable professionalism and primal hunger, conquering three consecutive sales appointments back-to-back-to-back like a stone-cold closer with zero time for excuses, TikTok breaks, or mediocre vibes. Tackling The Trevino isn’t just about selling—it’s about bending the sales gods to your will, leaving behind a trail of signed contracts, and finishing the day with a mic drop so spicy, Walt Disney himself would clutch his pearls and mutter, “Goodness gracious.” Strive for The Trevino. Be The Trevino. But remember: Trevino-level excellence is earned, not given. So, set your alarm, chug that coffee, and prepare to leave your competition crying in their commission reports.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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