The Slug
Slug is an abnormal child that is overweight, slow, and mentally challenged. The appearance of slug makes little kids cry and girls puke. Slug is the biggest reason for cringes around the globe. Slug appears as to be a 6 foot tall freshly groomed garden gnome with an uneven chin strap to cover up it's hideous nonexisten jawline, and a pedo stash for tickling girls. It also has elf ears for superb hearing . Slug has 52 inch arms in diameter that can only lift their own weight... They call it slug because of the slow sluggish movement when it walks combined with it's heavy harambe arms swinging around like 2 giant gummy worms, and it's back lard consisting of 6 rolls. But don't let it's appearance fool you, the slug is no ordinary child. Slug considers itself the "poon slayer", and it also claims that it can ooze it's way inside anyone's girl. Matter of a fact, slug will use both of it's lactic glands too shoot out strawberry yogurt in your face if you threaten it under any circumstances. It's main motto is "grab her by the p***y". Slug will fornicate with anything possible since it has severe insecurity problems. Slug can do whatever it wants, whenever it wants. Slug has 2 vaginas and one penis, the penis is a mechanism for any involement of rape, and both vaginas are used for defecating. Despise it's odd reproductive systems, it will skrew anything that's in it's path. The only weakness that slug has is salt. Salt will destroy the one and only slug as we know it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
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The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
The mug is great! I bought it as a gag gift for a friend, and I didn't really think it was going to be a good mug, but when I got it I was super surprised! It is really high quality feeling ceramic and the print is very clear and good looking. It was also packaged really well, and the shipping process was nice too! It did take longer than I thought to get here, but it's understandable as I did order it custom. In all it is an amazing mug and I think I'm gonna have to buy one for myself.
This mug is great! It comes in perfect condition and I love that you can change the definitions! I put my name and then I put the definition as ‘the best person’. Made my day every time I picked it up.
My name is Asher, I looked my name up a few days ago and we all had a good laugh. Now, this mug is my go to morning mug for drinking my herbal tea and plotting to take over the realms.
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.
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