The Postal 2 Dude

The Postal Dude : Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist! The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first. The Postal Guy : Buttsauce! The Postal Dude : Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup! The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine. The Postal Dude : Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally... The Postal Dude : after finding that it's the apocalypse in the newspaper Hmm... Normally, I'd expect a fancy cinematic to explain such a crucial story element. The font is nice, though. The Postal Dude : I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work. The Postal Dude : I regret nothing. The Postal Dude : Only my weapon understands me. The Postal Dude : You probably thought you weren't gonna die today? Surprise! The Postal Dude : Guns don't kill people, I do! The Postal Dude : at the end of the game Honey, you won't believe the day I've had! Postal Dude's Wife : Did you remember my Rocky Road? The Postal Dude : D'oh! gunshot The Postal Dude : Urinating quote 1 That's the ticket! The Postal Dude : Urinating Quote 3 Now the flowers will grow. The Postal Dude : Entering Lucky Ganesh All-American grocery store Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? Seriously, I wanna know.