The Parker E-Act Academy
The Parker E-Act Academy - home of roadmen, national treasure Millstreet, Russians and annoying year 7s. The Parker has an army of official roadmen, if you spot one of these beware as they might push you or try and sell you lucazade, stay cautious! In the schools' canteen you might find a rare breed of whores. However though there has been an influx of gamer girls and weebs. Usually if the females are not hanging out in the canteen, they will be standing on corners asking each other if they shave their pussy. There are also a lot "football kids" who think they're hard but really they are just wankers. If you don't rob at least 5 chocolate bars a day from the local coop then you can't be classed as a parker kid. If your child supports brexit and loves the Queen, send him here!!! The Parker is a proud, British only school. Absolutely NO foreigners. EDIT: turns out there are polskis in the school
The Urban Dictionary Mug
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
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