The Nutsapp Mug
A handheld striking device that is made into the shape of a human scrotum. The Nutsapp is most often used as an adult sex toy. It is made from industrial steel ball bearings coated with impact resistant rubber that is designed to replicate the feel of human skin, complete with wrinkles and soft imitation pubic hairs. In many cases, users report the imprint of the Nutsapp on their bodies long after being originally struck. This mark is affectionately called "the turkey's neck." The Nutsapp was originally used by members of the law enforcement community as a way to humiliate the criminals they had to fight with. After the officers would beat suspect with the Nutsapp, which would leave large visible "turkey necks", they would then walk them through the jail as other inmates gobbled. Fun was had by all. Today, the Nutsapp is one of the most popular sexual pain compliance devices on the market. Critics praise the firm, but unmistakable feeling the Nutsapp delivers."I can't get enough of it! Every time my partner hits me with it, i get chills down my spine." one used said. And another had this to add, "My girl friend and i like to soak our Nutsapps in warm, salty water to give the nuts that sweaty ball sensation. TWO THUMBS UP!!!" The Nutsapp can be bought through the online shop www.adriananddrewsjailhousesexshoptoysandweapons.gov
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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