The Morg Scale
A Spectrum of Perception, Resonance, and Wonder Overview: The Morg Scale measures the depth of engagement between perception and appreciation; how something draws the observer beyond passive seeing or hearing into active, layered, multidimensional awareness. Ranging nominally from 1.00 to 9.13, the Morg Scale quantifies the transition from ordinary notice to full emotional resonance. Scale Summary Range Stage Name Definition / Experience 1.00 – 2.00 The Glance Surface awareness; the first look, the initial encounter. 2.01 – 3.03 The Double-Take Recognition that something merits a second look; curiosity awakens. 3.04 – 4.44 Morgander The third look; disbelief, admiration, or wonder draws you deeper. 4.45 – 6.06 Morgany The layered quality that keeps revealing more; the magnetic essence. 6.07 – 8.08 Morganite Crystalline clarity —refracting into multidimensional light; disbelief and admiration 8.09 – 9.13 MorganTone Resonance beyond sight; emotional frequency felt long after the moment passes. 9.14 + (∞) Trans-Morg Pure immersion; when the boundary between observer and observed dissolves.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.

Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
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