the Koos Poep
a large male homosapien ectomorphic body structure ( long and skinny limbs ) concave pectoral muscles triangular shaped face pink panther like very unstable especially when under the influence occasionally found with flat wet shit instead of hair it is never seen sober but rather transforms into its alter ego Jacobus Speedstick Els hobbies: Lineouts , wearing ridiculous hats, extra maths , wearing : jeans , plakkies , no shirt and hat Is well-known for his bordering on retarded , senseless Facebook statii. It once experimented with some Hydrogen Peroxide and his very own hair.(Eksperimentele foutjie) It has been quoted saying : "I am the koos poep"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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