the killer
the killer is the average white male. blonde hair, blue eyes, rich family, and has an incredibly high ego. WELL. the killer is going to make your life living hell. he's going to lead you on, be flirtacious with you all the goddamn time, and when you ask him to be your bf, he's gonna say "no i'm not a pedophile" BITCH YOURE 9 MONTHS OLDER THAN ME GOOD GOD. but anyway, after you and him break off your life is gonna get pretty goddamn boring. so, against your older sister's wishes, you're gonna write a whole apology during study hall with you bestfriend and plan to send it to him on his birthday before school. for this to work, you're also going to leave your phone in your locker until lunch. and keep in mind you don't know what he's gonna say to your paragraph so leading up to the whole shebang, you're gonna be constantly shitting your pants wondering if you actually wanna do it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
Too inappropriate
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
Looks great and quick delivery
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
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