The Greg Commandments
1. We shall not betray Greg. 2. We shall spread the word of Gregatorius and follow in his word 3. We shall not sin against Greggy and we will be condemned if so 4. We must bow to our lord every time we encounter the God and our savior. 5. Treat your neighbor like how you would treat Greg 6. You shall not lie, replace, or steal from our grand master 7. You shall not curse or degrade our Greg or punishment such as murder, spanking, and words Greg wouldn’t want to hear would be done and said 8. Be obedient to Greg 9. If Greg chooses to marry and date anyone but his followers, respect his choice but behind his back cry all your tears out, don’t let our God see us vulnerable, we must be strong 10. If his fellow lads stare or degrade us, don’t be afraid to do it back
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
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