Text Message Breakup
Recent statistics also show text message breakups automatically lower testosterone levels by 50%. The Dreaded T.M.B: "Hey bby I'm sorry but I don't think this is working out." Congratulations, dumbass! You broke up with somebody though a text message... and you still have the nerve to call them baby in the same message you used to break up with them? Wow. Amazing. You did a 2 in 1! ...So now this chick is crying because she got the most devastating text message that has ever been sent to her sidekick. She reads the text message and calls him back. NO REPLY. So then, this dumbass doesn't pick up the phone but he sends another text message. WHAT THE FUCK!??!? So... the chick gets mad and she sends a 9 page message that contains at least 2 curse words per sentence... In ALL CAPS... but no matter what the message says... it always ends in these words: "YOU'LL BE SORRY! " >= you can't forget the mad face...it plays a very important role in a text message break up ...Genius isn't it?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
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