Texas
1.The only place on Earth to have caught mass penis envy on such a large scale, as exemplefied by the pathetic interjection "everything is bigger in texas!" and their large, terrorism supporting trucks. 2.Texans are the only people on Earth that feel the need to announce to every new acquaintance "I BE FROM TEXAS." They say this with a level of pride, but in actuality it brings scorn and disdainful laughter from those who reside in civilized society. 3.Texas gave America George W. Bush... enough said? 4.Texas fought to keep the institution of slavery intact during the Civil War. 5.Indeed, the only worthwhile contributions from Texas are sizzurp and ZZ Top. And although the above consists mostly of sweeping generalizations and stereotypes, Texas is a shitty state.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The workmanship of the product was excellent, and packaging for your delivery of this fragile item, a coffee mug, was appropriately safe. Nice job all around. Thank you.
I love How I can order a cup with one of my favorite words
Purchased this for my fiancé. One night watching TV, she blurted out the word "kaputnik." We laughed so hard. Never dreamed it was an actual word. Now, we know better. LOL
Best mug I've ever seen honestly
looks great, came quickly, exactly as I wanted. minor observation - the coffee mug was a bit smaller than I expected. The mug is normal size, but most of my mugs tend to be a bit larger. No matter. I still enjoy it!! Perfect would have been larger - but that I my preference.
Perfect!!
Great mugs, great format, always fun to buy for friends!
i bought this mug for my classmate and he likes it since its his crush name
Got it for my friend when he was mad. Very funny
I just LOVE this woosan mug! Amazing quality
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
Great product
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
He loved the mug!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad
The definition really makes it
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