Texas

alright... im born and raised in west texas. let’s get things straight with you non-texans -NO, we are not all white cowboys who walk around in cowboy boots and hats and ride horses all over the place. in our state there is a ton of diversity, trust me. —NO we do not all have an accent. you have to get into small towns for that, or even boring ass oklahoma - WE LOVE OUR STATE WITH A BIG GIGANTIC TEXAN PASSION. don’t offend us or else we will show up at your doorstep ready to beat the shit outta someone - we are very polite and friendly. always. -OUR SWEET TEA SMACKS. ALWAYS HAS ALWAYS WILL -floating the frio is better than any amusement park. -we will talk to you like we’ve known you all our lives -we LOVE LOVE LOVE our sports. especially friday night lights. -if we travel to your state, you and your people will be compared to texas and texans and we will more than likely come to the conclusion that texas is better -we could be our own country right now, we run on our own power grid. but y’all are lucky enough to have us. -yes, y’all is probably the most used term here. -there’s a lot more but i’ll stop there. - thank y’all for your time. have a great day.