Téthys
Téthys is the most iconic girl you'll ever meet. I mean she literally has the name of a goddess. She always smells like heaven, with gorgeous curly hair and enigmatic black eyes. Her voice is low and rocky, a sound you'd want to hear on repeat. Unfortunately for you, unless you pique her interest, she won't talk to you. In groups, she barely speaks. You might think she's the most mysterious girl on earth when, in reality, she's mostly socially anxious and undergoing adderall treatment. However, this only enhances the perception of her mystery. If you're fortunate enough to gain access to her, it means you're a remarkable person—congratulations. She possesses quiet strength, always calm and unbothered, but don't push her, or prepare yourself to go through the most humbling and life-questioning experience you've ever had. Extremely loyal, she is also funny, smart as hell and insanely attractive. She's literally everyone's crush. But good luck getting her attention; sometimes it feels like she has adhd or something. Her style is UNMATCHED; it always looks iconic, hot, and extremely cool. When meeting her, you'll always both feel nervous because of her intimidating beauty, but also chill and safe because of her soothing voice, her heart of gold, and her unjudgmental eyes. In short, she's the catch. You'll be the luckiest person if you ever get to have her in your life. Don't try to win her heart tho. It will piss her off.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
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