Téthys
Téthys is the most iconic girl you'll ever meet. I mean she literally has the name of a goddess. She always smells like heaven, with gorgeous curly hair and enigmatic black eyes. Her voice is low and rocky, a sound you'd want to hear on repeat. Unfortunately for you, unless you pique her interest, she won't talk to you. In groups, she barely speaks. You might think she's the most mysterious girl on earth when, in reality, she's mostly socially anxious and undergoing adderall treatment. However, this only enhances the perception of her mystery. If you're fortunate enough to gain access to her, it means you're a remarkable person—congratulations. She possesses quiet strength, always calm and unbothered, but don't push her, or prepare yourself to go through the most humbling and life-questioning experience you've ever had. Extremely loyal, she is also funny, smart as hell and insanely attractive. She's literally everyone's crush. But good luck getting her attention; sometimes it feels like she has adhd or something. Her style is UNMATCHED; it always looks iconic, hot, and extremely cool. When meeting her, you'll always both feel nervous because of her intimidating beauty, but also chill and safe because of her soothing voice, her heart of gold, and her unjudgmental eyes. In short, she's the catch. You'll be the luckiest person if you ever get to have her in your life. Don't try to win her heart tho. It will piss her off.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This is lafayetti yummi yum yum Oui oui mon ami je m'appelle lafayette The lancelot of the revolutionary set I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir" Tell the king "Casse toi" Who's the best C'est moi
Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.
IT WAS MUG! CAME QUICK & SAID THING. HAVE NOT TASTED YET. NOT SMELL BAD, BUT DISHWASHER NONETHE LESS....
Henceforth, I am unable to leave a negative review for this amazing cup.
Good quality, just as pictured. Very pleased with it!
Having my first cup of coffee in the new cup. Good idea to add new terms through individual contributions.
10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
This is for my granddaughter whom I used to call cutie patootie until she found out another meaning for patootie. Then she didn’t like the name so much! This will be a perfect gift for her! She is 16.
Love the cups :) It reminds us of our sweet momma. I thought everyone knew the word "mommicked" but evidently it is an Eastern North Carolina thing...My sisters and I all married Northerner/ Yankees and they had never heard of the word. Thank you for a tender memory.
Cup came in one piece and looks as nice as it does in the picture! Only note is just be mindful of any typos in the description of the definition, they will show up on the cup too! Other than that, no complaints!
This reminds me of the amazing teams i worked in!
great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!
my grandma loved it!
My grandma is HOOKED
Based mug
This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
These mugs are always good. I usually choose the neon green!
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