Terrence Mug
Terrence is a beautiful kind and loyal soul. That I was to afraid to let in. He was my best friend since 6th grade. He was the most compassionate friend of mine. I never knew I had fallen in love with him unit it was to late and there was plenty of things I wish I could have said and so many beautiful moments where I could’ve told him. He was wild but mature and the summer days always made me thing of him. I miss looking into his brown eyes and the sweet romantic moments that ‘just friends’ don’t just have. I miss the way he would put his hand on my lower back while he would run his fingers in my hair.I miss those moments with my Terrence and how it felt that It was only you and I and how time stopped every time I was with you. You made me feel beautiful and safe and love every imperfect of mine because of how you touched me. I’m sorry I was afraid and my fear scared you of the possibility of an us. I wish I didn’t have to live with the ‘what if question’ that lives in my mind, but I hope your happy with where you are in life. But I wonder if you wanted to kiss me that day as badly as I wanted to kiss you. I wish we kissed that day in the parking lot. You have no idea how I dreamed of us kissing for the very first time and how the timing could finally work for us. Terrence was my almost love. I regret being so afraid and not being able to give us a chance and not tell him that I loved him and I think I might always love him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.