Temple U
T for Temple UUUUUUniversity FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT for the Cherry and the White for the Cherry and the White let's FIGHT! You know you went to Temple if... 1. You bought beer your freshman year at the Stab-n-Grab. 2. You can identify a crackhead a mile away. 3. You can't understand why that 1 girl never wore shoes because you were always afraid you'd step on a needle or crack vial. 4. Instead of freaking out about the mouse on your floor your freshman year, you gave it a lovable ghetto nickname. 5. You know that Temple is the best college in Philly area, but above all you hate snotty rich Penn kids! 6. You know that the "Temple students, they're just smarter" commercial is true in so many ways. 7. Your marching band plays all the latest hip hop hits. 8. You know the mascot's name is not "the Temple Owl," but "Hooter T. Owl" and that there is also a junior mascot named "Baby Owl." 9. You don't know the words to the alma mater, but you know when to holla "HOOTIE HOO!" 10. You know that you don't stop at red lights when you're driving in the hood. 11. You know all the homeless people on campus by name and recognize them when you see them in other parts of the city. 12. You actually KNOW the city and use the subway, unlike most college kids in Philly. 13. There was a shooting or stabbing on campus every year you attended Temple. 14. You're accustomed to reports of rappers running from the law passing through your neighborhood (such as Beanie Sigel and ODB, may he rest in peace). 15. Even if you're a white girl, you've learned to shake it (if you didn't already know how). 16. You were on financial aid and had a Work-Study job and so did pratically everyone else you knew (other than your pot-dealing friends). 17. You know that if you parked your car on campus and left even a nickel visible, a crackhead WOULD break in and steal it. Likewise with a CD, but the perpetrator would be a pre-teen. 18. Every class you took talked about 3 things: race, class, and gender. 19. Yeah, the football team sucks, but that didn't matter when we had John Chaney coaching our basketball team! 20. The Bell Tower was not only a popular location for anti-abortion propaganda, but it was a good place to go to skip class, as well as the grassy knoll by Beury. 21. You wondered what the architect who designed Beury was smoking when s/he designed the circles on the side of the building that reminded you of octopus tentacles...and most likely you were smoking when you thought they looked like tentacles. 22. You can't understand why anyone would choose to go to Penn State over Temple. 23. You probably didn't get into Penn State and that's why you went to Temple. 24. You know that the J&H caf food is only 1 step above prison food and has a laxative effect. 25. You've been to Docucare for course packets. 26. You can sleep through gun shots, no problem. 27. You've had class interrupted by the sound of Power 99 blaring from someone's car stereo parked outside Curtis Hall (if you remember Curtis Hall). 28. You've had class interrupted by a bird flying into the window of your Curtis Hall classroom. 29. You know the ghetto squirrels ain't scared of nothin'. 30. You've heard Conwell's "Acres of Diamonds" speech referenced again and again. 31. You relish the horrified looks on the faces of the other Philadelphia Big 5 teams' basketball players when they come into North Philly on their tour buses. You and the other Owl fans make them more terrified by drunkenly mobbing the bus after the game. 32. When the U.S. Vice-President is mentioned in conversation, you automatically think the person is talking about John Chaney, not Dick. 33. Most importantly, you BLEED cherry and white and know the meaning behind the letters "TUMF!"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
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This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
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Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
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