Temiz
A fat skunk, snake, cat, panda, honeybadger, ostrich, inbred that thinks it is a human, and rubs her ass all over the floor. When you get angry, you should say "It's all Temiz's fault". Temiz is a weird animal with a massive tail, the weight of 800 tons. Legend has it, if you close your door too long, Temiz will have a chance of banging on it until you open it, and she will kill you. If you call someone Temiz, you are looking for a one way ticket to start a fight because Temiz is the worst thing you can call anyone.
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