Technicality Whore
An individual who justifies their sexual impropriety though claiming each act of sexual misconduct was legitimate due to specific circumstances. The technicality whore is thus able to make excuses after each sexual act to avoid guilt. The technicality whore is usually in a relationship, but may also be single and using technicalities to avoid damaging the clean perception they have of themselves. Technicality whores will often use phrases like: "It wasn't cheating because..." "I am not a whore because..." "It's not sex if..." Common technicality whore technicalities include: 1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating. 2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with. 3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together. 4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off. 5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing. ...and so on.
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