Teapot Mug
Yes, the word teapot is very much a stereotypical word. When I walk down the hallway, I glance to the mirror at the end of the hall to see if I am walking with limp wrists (Happy Hands). If I spot myself walking with "Happy Hands", I immediately stop and sing the teapot song. This is my meager attempt at trying to rehabilitate myself into a more manly, masculine behavior. Unfortunately, due to a medical diagnosis of severe happyhandsitis, I have sung that song so many times, that I now know it by heart! I am able to sing the teapot song with adorable flair! I'm a little teapot, Short and stout, Here is my handle Here is my spout When I get all steamed up, Hear me shout, Tip me over and pour me out! I'm a very special teapot, Yes, it's true, Here's an example of what I can do, I can turn my handle into a spout, Tip me over and pour me out! Obviously my teapot is filled with sweet tea and I absolutely sparkle when I sing the song ..........Happy Hands and all! The one side effect, (I mean rear effect) of having happyhandsitis, is my tushy gets all warm and tingly and I giggle a lot! My Happy Hands have a direct correlation to the wavy back and forth movement of my tushy. I have appealed to the medical community to find a remedy or device that I can introduce into my tushy to help balance and steady the constant movement of my tushy. Because I know one thing, I don't think I will ever stop singing the wonderful teapot song!
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts