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Tea slut (tē slət) A form of slut who always wants tea, rather than always wanting to initiate in sex. A tea slut is a person who when presented with a cup of tea, would love said cup of tea. And they will always want tea. If a tea slut is asked if they would like a cup of tea, they would naturally agree to said cup of tea because a tea slut would always want a cup of tea. Are you offering tea to somebody else and they refuse the cup of tea, then a tea slut would want that cup of tea. They always want a cup of tea. You shouldn't force a person who doesn't like tea, to drink tea. A tea slut would drink that tea. They would always want their cup of tea. Don't make anybody drink tea. Tea sluts would drink it for them. If a person did want tea, but then didn't. Dont force tea into them or get mad because they didn't drink your tea. Just give a tea slut said tea. And if you offer tea and a tea slut is unconscious then wake them up. They will want that tea. And if a tea slut said yes to a cup of tea, but by the time it took to boil water and brew the tea your tea slut fell asleep; wake them up. They want that that tea because, they alsways want a cup of tea. And if a tea slut said yes to tea at your place last Saturday then that means that they would like teawhenever you make it. Because, they would always want a cup of tea. Source and origin: Youtube, "Tea Slut - Consent Parody" by pew36

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

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