TD
TD aka Top Dong is a game that was conceived at Liberty University that is played by worthy men. To start the game one must acquire an apple from the Liberty cafe. Once you have the apple, go to the dorms and to play it there must be two beds across the room against the walls. All the men participating must strip themselves down only to their underwear. There are two people per team that sit on the same bed across from the other team. The ref who is to be called Big Black Mami will enforce the rules. The first rule is that the apple is thrown with a high arcing trajectory towards one of the opposing team's testicles. The most important rule is that flinching is not allowed. If you flinch a dong pk is awarded. The pk is taken between the beds towards the flincher. It is an easy shot. There are multiple strategic shots to go for. The direct dong, the most glorifed shot, the roll dong the rolls along the leg into the testicles of the opponent, and finally the bounce song that bounces off the bed into the desired target. Before every shot you must call out one of the opposing team's names to throw at. If you get hit with a direct dong you are out of the game and the next guy in line steps in. Also if the ref sees a player that breaks the rules, they are to be blindfolded for an amount of rounds chosen by the ref. To make the game even scarier, the group can collectively choose to be blindfolded and have no callouts before the shots. The game is only for the most bold of all men.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, simple, as advertised.
My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!
Got this for my dog
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
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why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
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