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TCP Grindset stands for “Tyson’s Corner Professionalism” Grindset, referencing inimintable and fully bottomless reserve of technical talent concentrated in only one place. Used originally for cybersecurity hiring as it is widely believed by contemporary corporations that cyberspace is a physically addressable location with an office building and not a vast network of communications and information transmission activities. TCP grindset, or simply TCP, refers to the corporate belief that cybersecurity talent solely exists in widely-unknown and non-descript suburban cities they happen to have offices in, such as Tyson’s Corner near Washington DC in the DMV area. The slang TCP refers to the mindset and not the fine folks of Tysons Corner, who are great. Believers in TCP include top firms, and executives who want to have the whole office there so they can feel like they can control something in these unprecedented times. With the modern threat landscape as it is, following TCP protocols can concentrate your organizations talent in one location: Benefits: - your leadership will feel like they made a good choice - ensure your business can alienate those who don’t live where you built an office - single-shot to undermine the intelligence of your recruiting staff, and ensure you get best-available and not best-possible talent for your underbudgeted mission critical functions - zoom from one building

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
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My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!

Christopher M. Nov 22
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Easy to order quality mug.

Scott B. Nov 21
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It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected

Kara L. Nov 21
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I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf

John C. Nov 20

I thought this mug was a bear.

Me Nov 20

it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's

Nevaeh Nov 20

i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening

gay el Nov 20

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Anderson C. Nov 19
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!

Mary P. Nov 19
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Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️

Jesus C. Nov 18

I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)

Lani Conrad Nov 17

really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.

dominique Nov 17

i shit in it

mommy m. Nov 16

I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug

taylor c. Nov 16

i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.

skibidi f. Nov 16

You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site

Suchart S. Nov 15

Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!

Stanley F. Nov 15
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Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.

James G. Nov 15
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Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!

Laisne H. Nov 15
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My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?

beth starboard Nov 15

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