TCB Mug
The act of masturbating, or "Taking Care of Business" so to speak. Also known as: Tickle the Crotch Beef Touch the Clammy Bologna Tame the Cranky Beaver Tossing of Crotch Ballistics Tapping the Creamy Bagel Taunting the Canoe Badger Twiddling Charlie’s Brother Toyfully Cranking the Boner Tenaciously Caressing the Bellhop Tenderly Converting Believers Teaching the Cabin Boy Telltale Clam Blood Toking the Crusty Barnacle Taunting Captain Badly Twisting and Clamping the Balls Terrorizing Captain Bluehelmet Tranquilly Capsizing the Buoy Tasting Cunnilingus Breath Tasteless Correction of Borneo Tempting the Chicken Bucket Taking Care of Bogey Tempting Cleavage Bullets Tricking the Carrot Below Tightening Constricted Ballsacks Ticklishly Clutching the Bollocks Training Corporal Blinkey Trigger the Catapult of Boing Tossing the Cyclops a Bonbon Trip the Carnal Bullseye Torque the Creep Baton Taint Caressing Begins Taint Croquet Blastoff Tossing Creamy Bullets Tossing Chum Butter Turbo Causes Blisters Traveling the Cosmos and Beyond Tease the Constricted Boa Targeting Consecrated Bliss Tormenting the Confused Bluefish Tickling Chewbacca's Beard Targeting Calculated Boinger Treating the Caretaker for Blueballs Tango with Creamy Balm Touching the Crepe of Booyah Titillate the Cobalt Balloons Tempting Carnal Bliss Taking Care of Bollocks Taste the Crème Brule Triggering the Combustible Banana Titillating the Cylindrical Bulimic Tubing the Carcass Balloon Targeting for Cleavage Barrage Tossing the Corpulent Bologna Trampus Coitus Bonkum Tapping Curvaceous Backside
The Urban Dictionary Mug
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
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