Tbot

noun. Robot Humanoid from the future. AKA tsen In the year 2075, when the earth became separated into two factions, the mullets and the tupee's, a man who possesed both a mullet and a tupee rose to power by creating an army of machines. The evil Dr. Bastone, a distant decendent of one of Vincent Bastones many baby mommas, was finally crushed by a rebellion of sideburnless creatures known as The Frankays. In a last effort to regain his power, Dr. Bastone creates his last robot, Tbot, and sent him back in time to harvest a new army of bots and destroy Frankay. After his arrival in Canada, he was adopted by a crazed family of Dutchmen, and was fathered by William J. Serpico, when a mysterious James character abducted him and returned to ny. There he succeeded in performing poorly in school and frying his lenses in an unfortunate attempt to see threw Rudy's sisters clothes. When he finally found his target Frankay, many people were killed in a gang related incident untill Russo arrived in all his brolicness, and annoyed Tbot into submission by using the intense strength of salcasm (a dialect of sarcasm). Although Frankay was not destroyed, he was converted into a bionic man much like Tbot. The mad scientist, Dr. Bastone, was infuritated by this so he recruited his mullet/tupee ancestor Vin Bastone, to spread the rare STD of DiGiacomosis on them. His plan backfired when Tbot shaved Vin's mullet, thus removing all his power.