Tbot
noun. Robot Humanoid from the future. AKA tsen In the year 2075, when the earth became separated into two factions, the mullets and the tupee's, a man who possesed both a mullet and a tupee rose to power by creating an army of machines. The evil Dr. Bastone, a distant decendent of one of Vincent Bastones many baby mommas, was finally crushed by a rebellion of sideburnless creatures known as The Frankays. In a last effort to regain his power, Dr. Bastone creates his last robot, Tbot, and sent him back in time to harvest a new army of bots and destroy Frankay. After his arrival in Canada, he was adopted by a crazed family of Dutchmen, and was fathered by William J. Serpico, when a mysterious James character abducted him and returned to ny. There he succeeded in performing poorly in school and frying his lenses in an unfortunate attempt to see threw Rudy's sisters clothes. When he finally found his target Frankay, many people were killed in a gang related incident untill Russo arrived in all his brolicness, and annoyed Tbot into submission by using the intense strength of salcasm (a dialect of sarcasm). Although Frankay was not destroyed, he was converted into a bionic man much like Tbot. The mad scientist, Dr. Bastone, was infuritated by this so he recruited his mullet/tupee ancestor Vin Bastone, to spread the rare STD of DiGiacomosis on them. His plan backfired when Tbot shaved Vin's mullet, thus removing all his power.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
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