Tayvoodoo

Tayvoodoo /ˈteɪˌvʊdu/ /verb/ Definition: A sudden, devastating wave of cosmic karma that strikes when someone disrespects or feuds with Taylor Swift, AKA The Music Industry, 14× GRAMMY WINNER, and 4× AOTY recipient. Tayvoodoo results in the collapse of one’s career, fame, and personal life, reminding the world that challenging Taylor and her Swifties has irreversible consequences. Cause: Disrespecting Taylor Swift—whether through criticism, personal attacks, or public feuds—triggers Tayvoodoo, leading to swift, often irreversible consequences in career and personal life. Symptoms: Career Collapse: Deals dry up, success disappears. Health Deterioration: Stress, anxiety, and public backlash take a toll. Public Humiliation: Name trends on Twitter, often with #YourNameIsOverParty. Irrelevance: Once famous, now forgotten. Chart Decline: Music or work fades or fails to chart. Personal Fallout: Relationships sour, friendships dissolve. Notable Victims: Kanye West Kim Kardashian Justin Bieber Katy Perry Zach Bryan Scott Borchetta Scooter Braun Donald Trump Elon Musk Matty Healy Joebless Baldwyn John Mayer Everyone in the rep tour opening intro Dave Grohl Violet Grohl Netflix Billboard Ticketmaster And many others… Solutions: None. Once struck by Tayvoodoo, your fate is sealed. Example: Kanye West’s streak of 11 consecutive #1 albums ended after Taylor Swift’s Tortured Poets Department debuted at #1. Career collapse followed—Tayvoodoo struck.