Taylor Swift Mug
An overrated pop star. -She gets all her fame and fortune by making everyone feel sorry for her. Kanye West disses her bloody horrible and stupid music video that she stupidly won an award for, so now the whole world feels bad for her, so now she wins every award possible.Got girls everywhere feeling sorry for her because Joe Jonas broke her heart after no more than a two month, long distance relationship. -Has little vocal ability, yet wins awards against the likes of Martina McBride and Beyonce, again because people feel bad for her, and everyone seems to jump on the bandwagon. -Claims to write all of her songs about personal experiences, yet if you listen to her albums, it's obvious that she is either a wh.ore who's had way to many boyfriends at such a young age, is a complete b.itch that no guy can stand to date for more than a month or two, or happens to be A LIAR. -Acts as if she is all innocent and perfect, yet she wears extremely short skirts in concert, then disses short skirts in one of her songs. Oh, AND she takes pictures with people who have Nazi symbols painted all over their clothing. -Is over emotional about guys. Thinks every guy she speaks to should adore her unconditionally forever and ever. And actually believes it's perfectly fine to stalk her ex boyfriends "just to check up on them" and admit to it, for the entire world to hear. -Has NO vocal skills, NO guitar skills at all. -Basically just an insult to country music.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
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It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^