Tate scale

A decimal unit of measurement which grades homosexuality from 0-1 based on Internet celebrity Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived. The Tate scale is logarithmic, and the level of gayness increases exponentially as the number approaches 1 on the Tate scale. A zero is the straightest man who's ever lived. A Zero on the Tate scale has sported a full, luxurious beard since puberty. Every time he had sex with a woman he impregnated her. He's never cried, built his own house, and fixes all his own tools. A zero is only theoretically possible. Most men hover between 0.2 and 0.3 on on the Tate scale. Talking with a lisp, flirting with other men, and rollerblading all approach "The Thin Gay Line" of 0.49 Any physical sexual contact with other men is, definitionally, a 0.5 or greater on the Tate scale. Most gay men measure between a 0.6 to 0.8 on the Tate scale depending on promiscuity and flamboyancy. It is only theoretically possible to be as gay as Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.