TAMF
aka. tool ass motha fucker if you're a guy and you (have)... a)cted like you're all about the game when the only bling you have is a key chain b)elieved you're the shit when you're not that hot c)an't tell the difference between real cartier and the fake kind down in chinatown d)isrespected your mom e)at mcdonald's like its your job f)uck whoever, whatever, whenever g)ot no job h)ate player-ettes & call them sluts just cuz you can't get in i)ncomes of 6.50 or less j)oke like a comedian but no ones laughing k)eep ky jelly & a shit load of condoms on your desk just to be cool for the ladies l)ove getting head at all the wrong times m)ake drama like a soap opera director n)o game o)rder of the 99cent menu on a date. first of all, what the hell are you doing at mcdonald's p)ass judgement q)uit your one and only job r)im up your'96 honda wit dubs like its a beamer or escalade s)mell like bo t)tried to act metro & sophisticated when the only designer threads you've come close is in the dressing room of a gap u)se stetson, old spice, or axe v)alue just any booty, not caring where its been and who it is w)"hats burberry?" x)tra cocky y)ell 'ho' and expect any respectable female to respond
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
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