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aka. tool ass motha fucker if you're a guy and you (have)... a)cted like you're all about the game when the only bling you have is a key chain b)elieved you're the shit when you're not that hot c)an't tell the difference between real cartier and the fake kind down in chinatown d)isrespected your mom e)at mcdonald's like its your job f)uck whoever, whatever, whenever g)ot no job h)ate player-ettes & call them sluts just cuz you can't get in i)ncomes of 6.50 or less j)oke like a comedian but no ones laughing k)eep ky jelly & a shit load of condoms on your desk just to be cool for the ladies l)ove getting head at all the wrong times m)ake drama like a soap opera director n)o game o)rder of the 99cent menu on a date. first of all, what the hell are you doing at mcdonald's p)ass judgement q)uit your one and only job r)im up your'96 honda wit dubs like its a beamer or escalade s)mell like bo t)tried to act metro & sophisticated when the only designer threads you've come close is in the dressing room of a gap u)se stetson, old spice, or axe v)alue just any booty, not caring where its been and who it is w)"hats burberry?" x)tra cocky y)ell 'ho' and expect any respectable female to respond
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
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