Talking Out Your Pussy
The obnoxious feminine response generally induced by men thinking with their dicks. When one spews illogical, irrational, overanalyzed or otherwise ridiculous nonsense from their mouth hole. Usually occurs for a several day period once every 28 days. Example: Bro, I don't know what to do. Sally keeps getting pissed when I talk to my x-girlfriend Jane online. She knows our relationship ended 10 years ago and that Jane is happily married. Whatever dude, Jane was way hotter and Sally probably knows you're thinking with you dick. That's what's making her talk out her pussy. Medical Diagnosis: The buildup of excessive estrogen in a woman's brain often causes massive disconnects in the neurological pathways responsible for conducting reason and logic. Audible symptoms begin to surface when triggered by the inverse brainwaves released when men in close proximity begin thinking with their dicks. ‘TOYP’ is most commonly transmitted orally via female to female. Symptoms may proliferate with the consumption of champagne, chardonnay, cosmopolitans, mojito's and hot sake. Treatment: *Please note, following is the only known treatment and is effective in suppressing symptoms alone. Neither a treatment nor a vaccine for the cause has yet been discovered. To treat symptoms carefully administer one dose of cock to the patients mouth hole. Treatment provides temporary relief from symptoms but can be re-administered as necessary.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Great product. Timely shipping. Highly recommend this establishment. Thanks!
Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
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The mug arrived as shown and expected. But, it is an average mug and the cost is quite high. It's funny and good as a one time gift. If we needed several, the cost would be prohibited. Again, funny product and as expected.
Came in like ordered, solid mug
My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.
great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
straightforward order and delivery
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Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
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Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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